we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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