Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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