woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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