i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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