thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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