she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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