Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I am one with the molecules
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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