Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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