You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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