If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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