I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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