I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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