ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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