scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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