I think my vagina is haunted
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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