Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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