Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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