Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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