yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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