Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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