It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I queefed so loud it echoed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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