Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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