I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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