I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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