What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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