I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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