dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
