Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Randomize
