You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
