I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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