Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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