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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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