You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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