whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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