I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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