and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
