All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm both gender and math confused
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
