i don't like sucking hair
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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