lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and she was petting her beer can
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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