She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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