on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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