She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
