Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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