4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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