found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I party with great urgency now.
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