Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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