So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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