have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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