I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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