Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just gargled with NyQuil
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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