Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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