dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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